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I am Tim Larsen. One of my ambitions is to one day rule the world. I don't want
to rule the world so that I could abuse people or do bad things, I just think it
would be fun to have all of that power.
As your dictator I would ensure the following items:
The Dictator Unit
The troublesome "standard" measurement system would be replaced by the Dictator Unit(DU).All measurements, be they length, volume, time, mass, energy, would all have the dimensions
of Dictator Units. To combat the ambiguity in these measurements, all would be standardized
to the "will of the dictator." For example, A meterstick could be 37 DUs long at one moment
in time, but at another could be 40 DUs tall. The Dictator Unit varies according to the
will of the dictator.
Q
The ever-troublesome square root of 14.9 (current value approximately 3.8600518131238) wouldbe represented by a much simpler "Q." This would aid significantly in simplifying calculations
with the square root of 14.9.
Peace and Plenty
Actually, as a benevolent dictator I could not insure that everyone would have all that theywant, but I would strive to see that all have enough of scarce items such as Pokémon cards,
mentos®, and brads.
Please take a moment and vote for me!
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